Solutions Architect, Creative Insane Asylum Camp Counselor, Daydream Insomniac with a passion for staring over the edge.
“Don’t talk about it, be about it!” – My Mom.
Resident Theatre Jock
Take a healthy swig of the Eastern Shore. Add a couple pinches of European influence, with a twist of California living. And finish it off with a dash of Wayne’s World, and I’m about 84% sure you’re impressed. So I leave you with this…
“America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.” – Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936.
Expert organizer, Professional multitasker, Fashion guru, Seasoned blogger. Will work for shoes.
God. Family. Music. Film. Oreo Blizzards. I solve problems that people deem impossible. work hard, Love harder, live easy.
Known for his vast collection of eclectic wool sock-wear and elongated coins, Ethan Cruice is far from normal. With no musical talent whatsoever, Ethan spends most of his creative energy telling stories through the perspective of a lens. Ethan’s leisurely activities include Yarn Bombing and upscale shop-lifting.
“Great ideology creates great times” – Kim Jong-il
My name is Jake. I work at a college as a janitor, even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see equations written on the blackboard and I just solve them. I was getting pretty arrogant there for a while until I met a hairy psychologist who looked past my pretentious exterior and saw me for the gifted, intelligent person that I truly am. Also, my best friend is Ben Affleck.
From Brazil to the US and A (No, I was not raised by monkeys in the jungle).
Passions: Family, Racing, Coffee, Beer, Steak, Work, Sarcasm. Not necessarily in this order.
“Only trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie.” – Sir Mix-a-Lot, 1991.